Foghorn... oooo...arrrrrr

I got a ticket when I was driving my boat. I didn't know you could get a ticket if you were driving a boat.

Minor Mischief

I don't think there'll be an issue. I was only ten over.

They better not give me any flak. I was only seven miles over the speed limit. That's not illegal.

Tailgaters at Traffic Court! Yay!

Yeah, they open the doors at 7:30 but people start lining up at 6-6:30. It's crazy, Man. Bring coffee and have a party or something. It gets intense. People get crazy and s&8t.

Who Needs It?

But I don't want to get my headlight fixed.

Reality Checks

Wow. This is like a real court, Man. I didn't know it was like, Real.

That judge was like, so, like judgey, you know? And I still don't know why he made me pay that fine. He is so, like, mean. I don't get it.