Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Wanted: High School Civics Classes

I don't get this Vehicle Code Penal Code sh84t. Why can't they just tell me what the law is?

Monday, November 15, 2010

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

We All Have Days Like This

Woman: Nwah, I got no gun on me today.
Other woman: Whaaat???
Woman: I got a headache today.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

But I Need Something to Keep Me Occupied

ERNIE! STOP IT! You cannot take your football into court. Git it back in the truck. And leave your knife there too.