Wanted: High School Civics Classes

I don't get this Vehicle Code Penal Code sh84t. Why can't they just tell me what the law is?

Well Then Don't Break the Law

I hear they're mean in there.

Sex Ed at Traffic Court?

Let me go ask the guard how many kids I can have.

We All Have Days Like This

Woman: Nwah, I got no gun on me today.
Other woman: Whaaat???
Woman: I got a headache today.

Everyone Can Have an Alter Ego

I should have taken in my other license. This one's no good.

But I Need Something to Keep Me Occupied

ERNIE! STOP IT! You cannot take your football into court. Git it back in the truck. And leave your knife there too.