Foghorn... oooo...arrrrrr

I got a ticket when I was driving my boat. I didn't know you could get a ticket if you were driving a boat.

Minor Mischief

I don't think there'll be an issue. I was only ten over.

They better not give me any flak. I was only seven miles over the speed limit. That's not illegal.

Tailgaters at Traffic Court! Yay!

Yeah, they open the doors at 7:30 but people start lining up at 6-6:30. It's crazy, Man. Bring coffee and have a party or something. It gets intense. People get crazy and s&8t.

Who Needs It?

But I don't want to get my headlight fixed.

Reality Checks

Wow. This is like a real court, Man. I didn't know it was like, Real.

That judge was like, so, like judgey, you know? And I still don't know why he made me pay that fine. He is so, like, mean. I don't get it.

Let's get caught up

OK. So I started posting Overheard Outside Traffic Court on my Facebook, just to commemorate the stuff I hear. Because it's funny. And sad. And on balance makes me smile. The human condition is a strange one. Every day I hear more bizarre things. Today I decided it might be worth blogging about.

Here's some of what's been on my Facebook page, just to catch you up:

"I ain't gonna deal with these people no more. We all got children to feed and F87k You and everyone here". ( This was on a walkie talkie, by, apparently, a member of the local constabulary).

"Hey, you got f87ked, I got f87ked, we all got f87ked. We just gotta get over it and nobody press charges here."

"Hey, some days you just gotta wait, and that's how it works, Man."

"Fees? Them f87king fees? YOU pay them f87king fees. I ain't paying no f87king fees!"

" I dunno what to tell you. You have to eat this one. Usually, you know artists have to cram their music down people's throats? It's like that."

Dialogue between two people: "I don't know why I got this red light ticket." / "Did you run the red light?" / "Well yeah.".