Contempt or Artistic Whimsy?

Not so much over heard, but seen: three separate people going in to traffic court wearing pajama bottoms. As in: pink with poodles, red with Santas sort of pajama bottoms.

Summons? What Summons?

"Just because I missed the hearing doesn't mean they can find against me. I got better things to do than show up here. What a pain."

You're kidding me right?

Woman follows me in to the lady's room outside traffic court, while she is holding a laptop and conducting a skype conversation. This is creepy in itself so I went to a stall well away from her and her camera lens. She continued to hold the laptop, enter a stall, and kept talking the entire time she was using the facilities. Eyuuuuu.

Ah, Breaker One-Nine...

Seen in Ladies Room outside El Cajon Traffic Court: Coors can and ciggie on the back of the toilet.
Nice.

Interpol Much?

I don't care; I ain't payin' the f*&king fine. It's not like they know where I live or anything.

Roaming Blogster

Overheard Outside Superior Court: Lady on cell phone: " I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm not going to. F8ck You, Bastard".

Guest Post!

Overheard by DB, Esq:

But I don't have any experience being a criminal!

Was it only a homicide?

You owe me an apology! You HEAR? YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY! That murder wasn't my fault!

Can't We All Just Get Along?

I don't know why the prosecutor always has to take the State's side.

With Rank Comes Privilege

The cop made the illegal left turn. I just followed him. Cost me $900. It's not fair.

At Least We Agree

I have the same problem as you: I think you're awkward around me too.