Saturday, December 24, 2011

Contempt or Artistic Whimsy?

Not so much over heard, but seen: three separate people going in to traffic court wearing pajama bottoms. As in: pink with poodles, red with Santas sort of pajama bottoms.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Summons? What Summons?

"Just because I missed the hearing doesn't mean they can find against me. I got better things to do than show up here. What a pain."

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

You're kidding me right?

Woman follows me in to the lady's room outside traffic court, while she is holding a laptop and conducting a skype conversation. This is creepy in itself so I went to a stall well away from her and her camera lens. She continued to hold the laptop, enter a stall, and kept talking the entire time she was using the facilities. Eyuuuuu.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ah, Breaker One-Nine...

Seen in Ladies Room outside El Cajon Traffic Court: Coors can and ciggie on the back of the toilet.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Interpol Much?

I don't care; I ain't payin' the f*&king fine. It's not like they know where I live or anything.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Roaming Blogster

Overheard Outside Superior Court: Lady on cell phone: " I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm not going to. F8ck You, Bastard".

Monday, April 4, 2011

Guest Post!

Overheard by DB, Esq:

But I don't have any experience being a criminal!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Was it only a homicide?

You owe me an apology! You HEAR? YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY! That murder wasn't my fault!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

With Rank Comes Privilege

The cop made the illegal left turn. I just followed him. Cost me $900. It's not fair.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

At Least We Agree

I have the same problem as you: I think you're awkward around me too.