Interpol Much?

I don't care; I ain't payin' the f*&king fine. It's not like they know where I live or anything.

Roaming Blogster

Overheard Outside Superior Court: Lady on cell phone: " I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm not going to. F8ck You, Bastard".

Guest Post!

Overheard by DB, Esq:

But I don't have any experience being a criminal!

Was it only a homicide?

You owe me an apology! You HEAR? YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY! That murder wasn't my fault!

Can't We All Just Get Along?

I don't know why the prosecutor always has to take the State's side.

With Rank Comes Privilege

The cop made the illegal left turn. I just followed him. Cost me $900. It's not fair.

At Least We Agree

I have the same problem as you: I think you're awkward around me too.