Can't We All Just Get Along?

I don't know why the prosecutor always has to take the State's side.

With Rank Comes Privilege

The cop made the illegal left turn. I just followed him. Cost me $900. It's not fair.

At Least We Agree

I have the same problem as you: I think you're awkward around me too.

Gotta Love Pro Tem Work

OK, I'm done wringing people out. Let's go home.

I Want to Know the Back Story

I can make the point that this is a waste of the court's time, but the whole porn thing is going to work against me I think.

Two Men With Guns Get Out of a Truck....

[Said in observation of the Brink's truck];

Well now I get it.

And I Thought You Were Being Coy

I've been in here so much the judge and I have a relationship.